Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.

Loose Links Sink Ships

The internet: let us spelunk in its cave of wonders! Lose ourselves in its mesmerizing series of pipes! Revel in the richness of the 0.02% of its content that is not sexy-time or kitten oriented!

Jan, 27 · in link love - one lonely comment

Where Do Bad Folks Go When They Die?

I’m not going to take it as far as Brian and assert that all people from Ohio are sub-human pig-men. Or women. Pig-people. Whatever.  But still, chili over spaghetti? Color me confused.

Jan, 26 · in beef,pasta,smackdown - 20 comments

L’Ennui…Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You

I am undone. Perhaps the State of the Union address will perk me up, but, you know, probably not. Oh well, at least I had a really good sandwich for dinner.

Jan, 24 · in condiments,fish - 24 Comments

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

A place for everything, and everything in its place. Especially when it comes to beer!

Jan, 23 · in shit i want - 10 Comments

Don’t Listen to a Single Thing I Say

Remember when I told you to ignore the USDA and cook your duck to 130? I take it all back! I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry, USDA! I’ll do whatever you say, just stop the green shits.

Smackdown: Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too

I once played footsies with the left. I ended up with scuffed up shoes and a bruised shin, but still no affordable healthcare. (Sorry, I’m watching the Republican debate on CNN.)

Jan, 19 · in smackdown,soup,veg - 7 Comments

Do Food Bloggers Dream of Electric Ducks?

Begin obligatory statement about Paula Deen: I was going to write something about Paula Deen, especially after I got home from work, flipped on the teevee and was faced with La Deen making icing for a single cake using seven cups of confectioner’s sugar.

Jan, 17 · in duck,sauces - 5 Comments