Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Say Something Completely Inappropriate to a Major Religious Figure." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.

Awesome Shit That I Don’t Really Want But is On Trend Monday

There are a LOT of godawful teapots in the world. The quantity of ceramic wasted on replicating animals, vehicles, hats, cartoon characters and holidays figures in teapot form is offensive.

May, 14 · in shit i want - 3 comments

Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

I am selling my apartment, job hunting, looking for a rental and have had the single busiest week I may have had at work, ever. Mostly BY CHOICE. Because I have a problem.

May, 13 · in duck,smackdown,soup,veg - 15 comments

I’m Not Angry, I’m Just Disappointed

“Whinge: A Post.” 2012. Plastic, circuit board, solder, wire, flat-panel monitor. On loan from collection of the artist.

May, 08 · in failure - 6 Comments

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Shall I tell you want I want, what I really really want? It’s for the people who made the offer on our apartment this morning to accept our counteroffer. Fingers crossed!

May, 07 · in shit i want - 3 Comments

Mealtime Intersectionality as Categorical Imperative

In tonight’s post, we probe the liminal space between “raw” and “cooked” and explore how the resulting tension manifests in the eater’s experience of flesh-as-food.

May, 06 · in fish - 8 Comments

To Whom it May Concern

Before I get into the meat of this post, it has just been brought to my attention that Chef Spike Mendelsohn, Douchey McHatterson himself, will be shilling for acid reflex meds.

Three O’Clock is Always Too Late or Too Early

“Through the lack of attaching myself to words, my thoughts remain nebulous most of the time. They sketch vague, pleasant shapes and then are swallowed up; I forget them almost immediately.”

May, 01 · in failure - 18 Comments