Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 6
Four chefs enter! One chef leaves! Four chefs enter! One chef leaves! God willing, that chef will be Art Smith. I’ll take Waxman if I have to. Tonight, chefs Roy Yamaguchi (Roy’s Restaurants), Art Smith (Table Fifty-Two), Michael Cimarusti (Providence) and Jonathan Waxman (Barbuto) battle it out to see who joins Hubert “Give Up Now” ...
Tight Ass Tuesday: Can a Man Get a What-What?
Do people even say that anymore? I don’t know, I’m so out of touch with what the kids are up to. I now have nieces and nephews older than new hires at my office? How is this happening? I AM ONLY 31. I CANNOT BE THIS OLD YET. Only risotto shaped into a ball, stuffed ...
Monday: Awesomeness Sorely Needed
I said I would give it 24 hours and it’s been 24 hours so I can say it: It’s amazing just how much shit by volume the human neck can hold. And that’s all I’ll say about that, other than sorry about not being as active in the comments as usual. Below the jump is ...
Thursday Night Smackdown: Decapitation
Because that is what life has done to me today. Ripped my head off, and shit down my neck. And it laughed while it did it, and I’m pretty sure it ate Indian food last night for that extra twist of the screw.* *Are you new here? Usually I talk a lot more about food, ...
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 5
Tonight: Michael Chiarello (Bottega Restaurant), Rick Moonen (RM Seafood at Mandalay Bay), Nils Noren (French Culinary Institute) and Lachlan McKinnon Patterson (Frasca Food & Wine). “Flipping Out’s” Jeff Lewis and Jenni Pulos guest star. Michael Chiarello makes me want to throw things. At him, preferably, but since he’s never actually around then at the nearest ...
Tight Ass Tuesday: Escape from New York
It’s a lie though; these scapes are from New Jersey, not New York. I wanted a better pun because you deserve more, but I can’t muster one just now. Nothing will ever beat the one my brother-in-law found on RandomPunoftheDay.com over the weekend: “Two monocles got together in front of a window and had sex. ...