ETA: Well played, all! I’m one of the 5 finalists in my category. Thank you!
C’mon, I baked cake at 3 in the morning for you. For YOU. Specifically.
Award. Most Provocative. There are a lot of nominees so you might have to scroll. ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Did you vote already? You can vote more than once! It’s the American way.
Also: Remember when I posted about Pistols & Popcorn and her drive to raise money for Livestrong? And there were fabulous raffle prizes? And most of you didn’t bother to click over? (I can see you, you know. I’m like Santa that way.) And I did, and I donated money?
End result: GUESS WHO’S GOING TO THE RED-CARPET PREMIERE OF THE NEW MARTIN SCORCESE MOVIE TO PAL AROUND WITH MICHELLE WILLIAMS, WHO I BELIEVE IS CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO CHAT WITH ME, SUCKERS. I’ll let Leonardo DiCaprio and Ben Kingsley know y’all said hi.
I probably shouldn’t gloat like this in the same post where I’m asking for your help, epsecially considering that at some point I’m also going to need your help figuring out what the hell to wear to this thing. But you know, oh well.
Voting done! I’m putting my vote in now for you to wear a 1980s Madonna-era sort of outfit, or dress up like a giant hot dog. I think you would rock a stripe of mustard for all it’s worth. Just saying.
It helps if you nag me to vote for you because I have a mind like a sieve and need constant reminding of such things. Congrats on your red carpet win.
Alright, look people, we’re only 24 behind “Her Bad Mother” let’s get crackin’ here!
hey, I voted, and I even looked at the raffle things I couldn’t afford to donate for!
having established my devotion to you, I will say you won the one prize that made me gasp and say “shit, I WANT that!”
Have a great fucking time, and know just how jealous I am.
Voted. For each of the four e-mail addresses I possess.
Voting done! As for red-carpet fashion advice, does Bjork have a blog?
Hey. Here’s the deal. You send me the cake, I vote. Fair, no?
OK OK I’ve voted. I could have voted quicker if you’d mentioned which category! 😉
People – it’s the purple one!
Oh crap, I missed the voting for the scary cult of breast-feeding-until-your-kid-is-12-site.
Jeebus. I don’t know if we can keep up with the crunchy stay-at-home moms. They’re just sitting there with their 3 kids strapped to their bodies all day. We have jobs and stuff.
I sincerely hope you say something to Michele about Dawson’s Creek. Do it for me and the Rabbi!
thanks, everyone! keep it up, you can vote every day – we’re in 3rd place!
christie, didn’t i? i’m most provocative, can’t you tell? y’know, cuz of the f bomb.
badhair, we will not judge the stay at home moms, we will simply defeat them.
katie, you know i will. i’ll invite her to the next seder. which food was she, the red hots?
Okay, Santa, check your list because I voted again (thanks for saying you can vote everyday..I missed that somehow). Must vote to honor the use of the f-bomb (although, I use it more than most people use the word “the”)
You made the top 5!
The rest is up to fate…and a sooper seekrit VIP panel.
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