ETA: Well played, all! I’m one of the 5 finalists in my category. Thank you!
C’mon, I baked cake at 3 in the morning for you. For YOU. Specifically.
Award. Most Provocative. There are a lot of nominees so you might have to scroll. ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Did you vote already? You can vote more than once! It’s the American way.
Also: Remember when I posted about Pistols & Popcorn and her drive to raise money for Livestrong? And there were fabulous raffle prizes? And most of you didn’t bother to click over? (I can see you, you know. I’m like Santa that way.) And I did, and I donated money?
End result: GUESS WHO’S GOING TO THE RED-CARPET PREMIERE OF THE NEW MARTIN SCORCESE MOVIE TO PAL AROUND WITH MICHELLE WILLIAMS, WHO I BELIEVE IS CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO CHAT WITH ME, SUCKERS. I’ll let Leonardo DiCaprio and Ben Kingsley know y’all said hi.
I probably shouldn’t gloat like this in the same post where I’m asking for your help, epsecially considering that at some point I’m also going to need your help figuring out what the hell to wear to this thing. But you know, oh well.