Tight Ass Tuesday is on like Donkey Kong for tomorrow.  Check the rules page to refresh your memories for July’s theme.

So what I really want is a trip to Paris so I can be on the Champs Élysées to watch the final stage of the Tour de France. Which, grosse chance.

The chance that I will actually acquire this flatware is only slightly less slim at $13 per fork. On sale! But dang, those are some sexy, sexy spoons. Those spoons make me tingly. Damn Scandinavians and their damn design.

And now, back to the Tour.  “Are they on the road to stardom, or are they lambs to the slaughter?”