Because as a concerned global citizen, I feel very strongly that we should all do our part to help shore up Greece’s crumbling economy. Also, I love a good cocktail.

Check out these TV antenna cocktail stirrers: I’m a little in love. Seeing a table of glasses festooned with these will surely bring back memories of sitting on the balcony of  your Zia Liliana’s apartment building in Brindisi, aranciata in hand, staring out over the morning skyline. Or of being in the outskirts of the European city of your choice, drinking whatever the hell you want. Zia Liliana’s apartment isn’t big enough for all of you to come over anyway.