Time sure does fly when you’re a Pinterest-addicted insomniac cripple. Between browsing photos of overly-designed interiors and watching infomercials for Susan Lucci’s Malibu Pilates, it’s like there’s no time at all between the hits of Oxycontin!

Man, going back to work tomorrow is gonna be HARD.

On to the shit I want. I don’t know about you, but even in my normal state I inevitably make a huge mess with honey bottles. Especially when it’s getting to the end of the bottle and I store it upside down.

Sadly, I’m pretty sure I would still manage to make a mess with this lovely model from Merchant No. 4, but at least it would be a stylish mess.