I would like to amend last night’s post to say that I will also accept illegal drugs. Whatever works, you know?I was too busy this week trying to sit perfectly still to avoid jarring bolts of pain, but I did manage to scrounge up a few things I thought you needed to know about.

–  Now you can huff your Red Bull. This stuff is available in Massachusetts, New York and France, so you know it’s some kind of commie bullshit.

– In photo #8, hundreds of Taiwanese release enormous glowing hot cross buns into the night sky.

–  I posit: which of these products makes you more depressed to live in the modern age? It’s Justin Bieber Oralcare vs. the Snuggie’s Redheaded Stepchild.