I think I’ll go for a walk now.

It has been brought to my attention by various commenters and emailers that I have neglected to post anything during the month of December.  Concerned parties are worried that I am:

  • Suicidally depressed
  • Trapped in a burning barn
  • Quitting
  • Fleeing the country after having defrauded my investors

Rest assured that none of the above are true. I am filled with holiday vim, my barn is fine, I’m not going anywhere, and you’ll all see a positive return on your cash. All you have to do is sign up two more people, and have each of them sign up two people. Eventually, the money will start flowing in.

I do apologize for not offering you 25 days of Christmas cookies, or 8 days of latkes. You’ve probably all been eating ramen and dry cereal for the past 20 days, and that weighs heavily on me.

The truth: I am suffering from what we in the business call “burn out.” It’s been, what, four years? And I’d rather take a break than force myself to blog and have it turn into a chore. Thus, I am absenting myself for the whole month and will return, a renewed force, in the New Year.

In the meantime, I offer you non-denominational wintertime greetings. Thank you for caring about TNS and me enough to reach out. I love you guys.

See you in 2012!