Two more weeks of vacation. Pretty please? Fine, be that way.

napkin ringsI’ll take some repurposed vintage silverware napkin rings as a consolation prize.

Yes, I know, I could probably make these myself if I really wanted to. But know this: it would involve fire, and I? Am clumsy. I once set my hair on fire with a LAMP.

Ask yourself: Do you want to be the reason I have no eyebrows? I didn’t think so.

(Possibly no longer being on vacation has made me a little testy. Sorry.)