I need babies. Babies for whom I can purchase fun plushies.
I have a thing for well-crafted plush food. I don’t know where it came from, I can’t explain it and I don’t give in to it, but there it is. It’s out there now. Go ahead and judge.
Milkfly makes some of the best plush foods I’ve ever seen; a fricking CHEESE PLATTER, for god’s sake. (Along with some darn cute baby booties, if you do have a wee one in your life.)
I may finally cave.
Thursday Night Smackdown 
That pie looks SO REAL! I want to eat it. I expect that babies actually try to eat it, and then it looks way less appetizing to an adult, with all the babyspit on it.
Babies are icky. Plush food is cute 🙂 Just give it to the dogs and you won’t need babies!