Cute shit like this makes me wish I had a child for whom to buy it.
I have an especial thing for crocheted and/or felt foods, and this is BOTH. It even comes with ginger and wasabi! Love.
And the same Etsy crafter makes these, and I can’t decide it they’re incredibly stupid or GENIUS:
Thumb wrestling will never be the same.
From The Nerd’s Nest.
Thursday Night Smackdown 
those masks are da piledrivah!
Hey, thanks for featuring my shit!
As for the hard numbers, my thumb wrestling caps are about 90% incredibly stupid, 10% genius (with significant undertones of when-the-hell-would-I-actually-get-to-use-these [<1%]).
Take home message: you don't have to be a kid (or have a kid, thank goodness) to enjoy all the glorious and squishable powers of plushie toys. 🙂