I have a soft spot for gnomes.
I used to like to keep lawn gnomes in unexpected places around the house. It was an affectation I had. Like, you’d open the cabinet over the sink to get a cup, and hey look! A gnome!
I’m over it now, but I still like gnomes.
I also really like juice.
Et voila: now I can juice on a gnome’s head, and can legitimately keep a gnome in the cabinet!
Thursday Night Smackdown 
I love this! I rarely use one, so not on my list, but its so darned cute.
I say take up that affectation yet again! The world needs more whimsy!
Oh, and I hate rice pudding, but yesterday it looked really yummy. I might take a bite. Just one, but that’s better than the mental gag and hack I normally get.
I have a thing for gnomes too! They remind of mischievous little old men – another thing I like (but not in THAT way). You find the cutest damn pottery its like you’re the pottery whisperer. But, this I can afford and shall own!
I hooope you’ve seen Gnomeo and Juliet. 🙂
I can’t believe you said, “now I can juice on a gnome’s head”
anne, if i started doing it again, it would be too forced. and forced whimsy is no whimsy at all.
andrea, i enjoy a mischievous old man as well, a la “hard day’s night.” “what a clean old man!”
emily, i like my gnomes inanimate.
fgk, mind. gutter. out.
that’s one pointy gnome juicer!