What I want: an errand boy to run to the grocery store for me so I don’t have to go out and possibly freeze to death in a snowdrift.

What I don’t want:

mooseThey’re pewter. They’re shaped like moose. They’re salt and pepper shakers. I don’t want them, but they kind of crack me up, because: who does?

You have $65 burning a hole in your pocket: what do you buy before buying these? Go.