Because I am impossibly regal, and want to consume all beverages from a chalice.

chaliceA big, girly pink chalice. Especially one that costs less than ten anthro teapotdollars. I am regal but frugal.

I also want to drink all my tea from this topsy-turvy teapot. However, I also also want to be able to pay my grocery and mortgage bills, so, you know, not so much.