Because I don’t know exactly what a “ewer” is, but I know I don’t have one.
Given that I had no idea things called ewers existed, I’m not sure exactly how I managed to find this one, from Etsy seller chrysbonnaylewis. I’m glad I did, though, because I kind of love it; it will definitely help alleviate my severe shortage of breast-shaped vessels.
Thursday Night Smackdown 
It looks like a fancy neti pot.
Especially in “shinny white.”
I want this……I don’t know why just want it. Want to put it on a table and have people ask what it is to which I would reply “It’s a ewer! You know notin about notin do ya?”