Because you love picnics, and you not-so-secretly wish you were an elf.
Yes, I know all about you and your fetish.
Now you can indulge your love of al fresco dining, your passion for a good bottle of red AND your love of elfin culture and lore simultaneously.
Thursday Night Smackdown 
that holds miruvor?
geeking, you truly live up to your name.
i have skills. i try to put them to use for the greater geek.