Bling out your countertop.
It is, in fact, a biscuit tin. Which sounds ever so much more dignified than “cookie jar,” doesn’t it? I think my new affectation will be calling cookie jars “biscuit tins.”
Because when was the last time you bought your countertop a nice piece of jewelery? (From The Future Perfect.) And after all your countertop has done for you. I mean, really.