But bookmark it, and come back to it in the middle of winter. Because this may have been totally inappropriate for a steamy summer afternoon, but it’s a great dish that deserves to have its day. Don’t punish the dish for my stupidity. (And if you live in the opposite hemisphere, have at it!)
The meal: polenta layered with ricotta and gorgonzola and leftover red onion marmalade or, as I like to call them when I’m channeling my inner Food Network Personality, polenta napoleons.
When I write it out, it sounds completely wrong and makes me wonder why I thought this would be a good idea in the first place. And it was so wrong, but also very right.
I threw together a potful of polenta earlier in the afternoon and turned it into an oiled pan to set up. I mean, I poured it into a pan, I didn’t actually turn it into a pan.
While it was setting, I took a nap and watched the “scintillating attacks” on today’s stage of the Tour de France. As strange as it sounds to describe men in tight shorts pedaling very slowly up a mountainside as “scintillating,” I was riveted. Although not so riveted that I couldn’t take a nap, so I guess even I have limits.
When the stage was over, I returned to the kitchen and found my polenta nice and firm. I turned it out onto a cutting board and cut it into equal squares. Since there would only be two of us eating, I picked out four photogenic squares and packed the others away in parchment paper in the fridge to become another inappropriate meal later in the week.
Next: the frying. While the oil heated, I mixed together my napoleon filling, ricotta with a hit of crumbly gorgonzola. I also reheated the leftover red onion marmalade from Thursday, which made the house smell delicious all over again and made me wonder why I didn’t make a double batch while I was at it.
Hey you: when you do this, make a double batch. You’ll thank me later.
I also whisked together my new favorite salad dressing, white balsamic and olive oil emulsified with a little dijon mustard, and tossed in some greens. The white balsamic is so light and sweet that you don’t need as much oil to balance it out as you do with other types of vinegar, so you get something that tastes great and you get to feel virtuous that you’re being healthier. If you care about that sort of thing, which I’m told many people do.
The polenta squares went into the hot oil and OH MY GOD but they spit like nobody’s business. I suppose this is why cooks wear aprons, because this shirt is shot.
I drained the squares on some paper towels and let them cool off for a few minutes so they wouldn’t instantly liquidify the cheeses, then stacked them up with the ricotta and onions. A final crumble of gorgonzola and a heap of greens, and it’s time to ring the dinner bell.
I made it through all the salad and about two-thirds of the polenta napoleons before I had to call it a day, but like I said, flavor had nothing to do with my failure to make it all the way through. The napoleons were great – the polenta was crisp on the outside, a lovely contrast with the creaminess of the cheeses. The sweetness of the wine-soaked onions and the insistent pop of the gogonzola crumbles played off one another, and the soft corn flavor of the polenta bound everything together perfectly.
Brian had no issues with the weather-inappropriateness of this dinner, so if you live with someone who’s part goat and will eat anything, feel free to go ahead and make it on the hottest day of the year. If you don’t, make a mental note come the middle of February – you’re gonna want this.
Will you please impart to the ignorant and adoring masses the secret to frying polenta? I’ve tried and tried and TRIED, and that shit just falls apart on me. Where have I failed??? Because I seriously want to try this.
This looks delicious but I think that winter would be better this and some soup.. yummy!
Wow, Michelle, you’ve really been turning it up lately.
I had to grab a tissue because I was about to drool onto my keyboard.
The first foodie blog I ever read regularly was VarmintBites in my local area. He led me to you, and even as I laughed at the fact that I was reading *blogs* of all things, I was really enjoying it. Now I read a lot of gardening and cooking blogs — worse, I blog — and I know who gets the bloody freeking blame. TNS remains at the top of my daily check list.
I will do as you say and go back to the onion jam recipe… looks amazing!
i think those lovely fried polenta squares would be perfect summer fodder simply topped with some seasonal ragout, or just a mess of sweet roasted tomatoes and cheese shavings and a drizzle of balsamic, or a mix of roasted veggies and herbs…mmm
I get that this would be better in the winter, but on this dreary DC summer day, it still looks good to me!
kay, for this, it was 3 cups stock to one cup polenta, then i just let it sit out until it was completely firm and fried it up in smoking hot olive oil. not entirely unlike searing meat.
sara, yup, winter it is.
FGK, thanks! i remember when varmint bites linked to me, it was one of the first times people other than my immediate family read this site.
cynic, it’s so good. perfect with bread and stinky cheese.
vera, that’s probably the leftovers’ destiny.
nick, see, yesterday was cruddy in NYC and i thought the same thing. be ye not so fooled, it was still a bad idea.
FoodGardenKitchen: I’m also in your area…in the Dirty D…we sure do love our food, dont we? lol
Your post had me smiling the whole way through. It’s never too hot in our kitchen, even with sweltering heat with its back against the kitchen door trying to push its way inside. Oh, delicious.
NOt make it because the area has been experiencing the worst heat wave in recent memory? (Well, last year we complained about the constant rain – it’s always something.) I bake brownies and fry chicken in 90+ degree heat. I make ice cream in January. If I didn’t dislike gorgonzola I’d make it tonight. I do loves the polenta.
I had no problem with the seasonality of this dinner. It was delicious and I would have it again, heat wave or cold snap. Also, just for the record, I am not part goat.
Jalapeno + cheese is my fav. combo. Also, I always finish them with the standard breading procedure (flour/egg wash/ bread crumb) then fry them.
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