Don’t coddle me.

coddlerCoddle your eggs! In an egg coddler!

Eggs in coddler, coddler in hot water, cook until set. Sure, you can coddle eggs in the oven instead, but you don’t get to buy extra kitcheny crap to do that. No, you want egg coddlers. That shapely handle! Those cute little feet! The fact that it’s called a “coddler”!

You need one. Or eight. You know, for when you throw your coddled egg-parties.

(And yes, I know I’ve been MIA. I’m back now!)