I’m a certain kind of person.

For example, mina1_sI’m not a person who’s ever used or ever plans on using an egg cup.

Yet I am also a person who tends to covet overpriced ceramics, as you well know, and I am also a person who is strangely drawn to objects that look like spaceships. Unfortunately for that first point, I am also a person who works in the non-profit sector.

If I were an egg cup-using person who had money burning a hole in her pocket, though, I would use this egg cup.

But I’m not. So I won’t.