I’m a certain kind of person.
For example, 
I’m not a person who’s ever used or ever plans on using an egg cup.
Yet I am also a person who tends to covet overpriced ceramics, as you well know, and I am also a person who is strangely drawn to objects that look like spaceships. Unfortunately for that first point, I am also a person who works in the non-profit sector.
If I were an egg cup-using person who had money burning a hole in her pocket, though, I would use this egg cup.
But I’m not. So I won’t.
Thursday Night Smackdown 
My problem is that I WANT to be an eggcup kind of person. I think softboiled eggs and toast soldiers sound so very relaxing. But I guess I’m too lazy to try any harder than just thinking about it. This spaceship egg cup is gorgeous and totally impractical. That makes me want it more…
Spaceship or land mine?
Oh, now that is sexy as hell. Must resist the urge to purchase…must resist the urge….
I see a thermal detonator (a la Return of the Jedi). Which actually makes me want it MORE.