I meant to post this yesterday, but WordPress decided I needed the night off and locked me out of the blog. Thank you, unnecessarily paternalistic software!
This is not awesome shit that I want. This is CRAZY shit that I want explained to me, because I see no use for INTENTIONALLY NON-UTILITARIAN FLATWARE that costs – are you ready for this? no, you’re not – more than $1200.
$1214, to be exact. And let’s face it, it’s the extra fourteen bucks that really breaks the camel’s back.
YOU FAIL, unusable flatware. You are $1214 worth of fail.
So: explain this to me. I am obviously a philistine.