topchefmasters1Tonight on TCM: Chefs Debbie Gold, Jody Adams, Maria Hines, Rick Tramonto and Susur Lee. Rick Tramonto looks jolly, and Susur Lee looks like the younger cousin of the evil old man from Big Trouble in Little China. Jody Adams looks like your spinster aunt who collects porcelain dolls. They’ll all battle it out to move on to the next round.

And by “battle it out” I mean “design a goddamn fruit plate.”

Sigh, Bravo.

Unfortunately, my cable is out – thanks, Comcast, for sucking so very badly – so I won’t be there.