That is, for people like me.
Because you know, when you’re all comfy in bed, sometimes the desire for sip of water is in stiff competition with the desire not to get out of your snuggly bed cocoon. And up until now, one position always came out the loser.
No more! Because now there is an (undoubtedly overpriced) ceramic object that makes it possible to fulfill both desires at once!
If its usage is unclear, see the illustration below.
Awesome! Being lazy! Ceramic! Naps! Everything I love, in one perfect little package. I’ll take two.