You NEED a halter for your banana, you just don’t know it yet.
See? It wasn’t a euphemism or anything. You NEED der bananenhalter. Bananas, Germans, overpriced ceramics: all the classic hallmarks of awesome shit that I want.
Or you need to learn to make ceramics. It costs a pretty penny to holster your bananas and rightfully so; you don’t need no cut-rate banana hammock. The only other way to ensure your bananas are in good hands are to craft der halter yourself.
(via The Kitchn)