You NEED a halter for your banana, you just don’t know it yet.
See? It wasn’t a euphemism or anything. You NEED der bananenhalter. Bananas, Germans, overpriced ceramics: all the classic hallmarks of awesome shit that I want.
Or you need to learn to make ceramics. It costs a pretty penny to holster your bananas and rightfully so; you don’t need no cut-rate banana hammock. The only other way to ensure your bananas are in good hands are to craft der halter yourself.
(via The Kitchn)
Thursday Night Smackdown 
LMFAO It looks like someone bagged the rare two-point banana elk.
WTF? Looks like something you’d find on Regretsy.com – .especially with the ridiculous price tag. I’ll stick with my current fruit basket set-up, thank you!
Holy crap. I do need one. How did you know? Seriously, I eat two bananas a day. And I wrote a song about bananas. And who are you to judge me?!
OK, the last time I heard the term banana hammock, there was no fruit involved. ‘Nuf said.
All I need to do now if figure out how to work the phrase der bananenhalter into conversation tonight!
Haha! Never even knew there was a need for this sort of contraption out there but there you go.
Hmm. Looks like a Viking helmet. Appropriately Wagnerian for a German object.
Why, that’s got to be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen – made just for those with more money than sense!
I didn’t even know Germans HAD bananas!