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It’s Friday and I’m punchy.

Let’s share! I’ll tell you the best search strings that brought people to TNS this week; you tell me yours.

  • Is Michael Chiarello really an asshole?
  • Lolllipop head syndrome*
  • Fuck Derrida**
  • Meth recipes no one wants us to have***
  • Boob cooking
  • I’m grown I do what I want
  • Rick Bayless is creepy and has fake hair.****

Now you!

*SO the name of my new barbershop quartet madrigal-Brit pop band.

**I have highly educated searchers.

***As opposed to the ones they always print in Redbook and US Weekly.

****Lies! All lies!