Aside: Judy’s the winner! Go check her out. Say something nice.

Canon EOS Rebel T1i DSLR.

Canon 50mm f/1.8 II lens.

Cool-kid 50mm f/1.8 IIbag.

THAT IS THE THING ABOUT WHICH I AM TALKING, SUCKER-CHUMPS. Now I just have to figure out how to use it and I will RULE THE SCHOOL.