HEY YOU! Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet?

I don’t keep jam out in a pot, but if I did, I would keep it in this.

I do keep oil and vinegar out, though.

And when I use them, I want to know the PRECISE QUANTITIES I’m using. Also, I want to feel like I’m doing DNA research in a high-tech lab, and I really like the word “pipette.”

So, you know, there you go. These are cool. I’m gonna measure all kinds of liquids. NO LIQUID SHALL GO WITHOUT TITRATION.*

*Will be part of my new line of cross-stitches along with “Ergonomically Correct Whisking Only.”