HEY YOU! Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet?
I don’t keep jam out in a pot, but if I did, I would keep it in this.
I do keep oil and vinegar out, though.
And when I use them, I want to know the PRECISE QUANTITIES I’m using. Also, I want to feel like I’m doing DNA research in a high-tech lab, and I really like the word “pipette.”
So, you know, there you go. These are cool. I’m gonna measure all kinds of liquids. NO LIQUID SHALL GO WITHOUT TITRATION.*
*Will be part of my new line of cross-stitches along with “Ergonomically Correct Whisking Only.”
Thursday Night Smackdown 
Yes! I smell an etsy shop partnership in the making…we can sit on the couch and watch the Golden Girls while we cross stitch!
I’m a little terrified of your would-be jam pot. But its possibly because its a Ginger Jam Pot. Red hair, very pale… I want to give it freckles.
I got this thing for $12. It’s like your jam pot, but even more useful. It chomps the fuck out of your cherries.
granny, i think we’re really onto something. 3-4 more proclamations, and we’re good to go.
holly, it would be cute with freckles. but look at the little buck teeth! and the little birdie! come one, accept its adorableness.
heather, i prefer my cherries with the fuck in them.
that is the freaking cutest jar ive ever seen!