Apparently, I’ve been nominated for another award, by BlogLuxe, who I’ve never heard of. My category: Most Provocative Blog. Which cracks my shit up, because I believe a full 85% of my posts are about pancakes.
Anyway, there’s a button on the sidebar if you wanna vote. Or don’t, in keeping with the majority of Americans (If you’re there, give some love to my sister The Green Shutter up in the wholesome Swiffer-branded Cleanest Blog category.)
Thursday Night Smackdown 
Those are some damned provocative pancakes you’ve been blogging about!
Seriously, you are probably the most provocative food blog out there, just because of your lack of literary creativity. So, for that, I say, hell yeah, you deserve the fucking award!
BTY, I did vote for you.
It’s the fact that your pancakes have incredibly bodacious racks on ’em and wear those tight outfits. They are clearly slutty pancakes. Slutty, slutty pancakes.
Thanks for the shout out… I’m feeling the love