You want the barbeque porn? You get the barbeque porn.
Phase 1.1: Stack ’em up.
Phase 1.2: Smoke ’em good.
Phase 1.3: RIIIIIIBS.
Tomorrow, Phase 2: Pork Butt.
If you are my neighbor and don’t want your house and all your possessions to smell like pork, I suggest you keep your windows closed through Monday evening.