That’s what we’re going to be doing for the next week, because the inside of our fridge? Looks like this:

If you’re playing at home: 15 pounds of pork butt, 26 pounds of chicken thighs, 40 pounds of baby back ribs, 2 smokers (in the backyard, not the fridge), 12 hours, 1 afternoon of greatness.

T-minus one week and it is ON. The Porkening III: Smoke With a Vengeance.