It occurred to me this afternoon: “Hey, I have a Twitter account! It’s been at least three days since I told the world about the details of my lunch!” I’d written some nonsense and was scrolling through my follow-ees when I saw a link to a post by the Pioneer Woman to her series on creating a successful blog. I enjoy success, so I thought I’d check it out. Imagine my dismay at rule #5: No F-bombs. Because “it takes more literary creativity to write something interesting without including the f-bomb.” **
(This ties into awesome shit, I promise.) (She said nothing about the S-word, so I assume I can still be successful following this post.)
I figured that while I wallow in my own lack of imagination and facility with the English language, I should have dishware to match.
All plates handpainted on vintage dishware with care by Etsy seller Trxie Delicious at her shop, Vandalized Vintage (home to much more awesome shit). I find that her lack of artistic creativity matches my own lack of literary creativity.
Note: I disapprove of the “retard” plate.
**Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, and I don’t want to start any Pioneer Woman-bashing. So don’t.