NBC.  Eight couples.  Restaurant wars.  Marco Pierre White, a British chef with ridiculous shoes and terrible, terrible hair.  I hear he once made Gordon Ramsey cry, although I don’t know if it was from scathing criticism or a sharp kick in the nuts.  I’m watching to see if it’s worthwhile.  Are you?

Thoughts in the comments.  Based on the snap judgment I’ve just made, it could actually be decent and White has some mentor-esque tendencies, although I’m sure NBC will insist he break the spirits of several contestants before seasons’ end.

If the 13% of people who thought liveblogging was worthwhile find it amusing, perhaps there will be some blogging of the live variety.  If not, we silently judge and move on with our lives.

One Year Ago: Cliffhanger!