Tiny bowls. Bowls with HATS. Bowls with hats that cost a BAJILLION DOLLARS.* But they’re so fucking cute, they make me want to puke rainbows. I want to have them all on my kitchen table, filled with sugar cubes, and I don’t even use sugar cubes. And they would be all, like, “YOU CANNOT RESIST THE SUGAR CUBES FROM OUR ADORABLE HAT-TOPPED BELLIES,” and they would totally be right.
And then my day would be filled with boundless whimsy. Maybe I would keep one at work, filled with cherry Jolly Ranchers to ensure that the whimsy would last throughout the day. Seriously, look at these things (Although the one in the middle does look a little Kaiser Wilhelm-y in a cute way, but he could also just be preparing for a safari.).
Do you not already feel a slight whimsy increase? If you don’t, I’m pretty sure something is broken deep inside you. And I’m completely overstating the price: it’s only $725 for the set!
They are killing me with cuteness.
*The whole thing costs a bajillion dollars, not just the hats. Also, the WordPress editor will not recognize “bajillion,” but will recognize “bazillion.” I call shenanigans. (Irony: It also fails to recognize “WordPress.”)
One Year Ago: I dare say, that is a dreadfully good sandwich.