Did you want three things? Tough shit.
One: For people who don’t read the comments and are still embittered by the Top Chef finale, check out the spleen being vented here if you haven’t already had it emailed to your by seventeen different people. Splatter guard recommended.
Two: What’s your favorite food to eat in times of shit, the one you can always eat no matter how anxious you are or how crappy your day was? Say, for example, you were already having some serious mental health issues, and then you had to go to the emergency room because you might have a blood clot in your leg, which is certainly a non-stressful experience for someone with anxiety issues especially after that person might have WebMD’d Deep Vein Thrombosis like a moron and learned that one of the potential treatments is having to give yourself twice-daily injections of heparin.
- Mashed Potatoes
- Chocolate Cake
I am a cliché, and I don’t care. I just ate both of those things (not simultaneously), and I feel better.