BOILERPLATE: Have you heard? I’m a finalist in the 2009 Bloggies. Best-Kept Secret Blog! No shitting. In honor of this momentous occasion, I’ve added a new page to the site specifically to pander for votes.

It’s been a while since we’ve contemplated horrifying foodstuffs, has it not? I mean, except for this, but I think the jury’s still out on whether it’s actually a bad idea or not.   The jury, however, is unanimous in its rejection of the following; the image below gives me the serious heebie jeebies.

The only hint I will give you: it is NOT a toast-loving slug:

Anarchivist, this is a new low.

And so we end this post as we end all The Frig? posts, with the question posed by the famous Bernard Pivot:  The Frig?

Also, a hearty thank you to everyone who helped me win Best Food Blog – Humor in this year’s Food Blog Awards.   I fully concede that I only won because David Lebovitz did not pick up the red phone to activate his legions of fans.  Thank you for butting out, Lebovitz.