No one, because no one actually came here via the phrase “fuck the chicken,” which is disappointing in a bizarre kind of way. But below the jump are the top 10 most icky from the past day or two. This is what you get for having a pottymouth, kids. Clean up your acts.
Which one is your favorite?
- “goat fuck pork” (My favorite, tied with #8)
- “fuck you google go suck china dick”
- “suck your dick”
- “tyler florence is a douchebag” (6 times!)
- “12 years old cock pic” (NOT my favorite)
- “i can suck my dick”
- “jar goes in ass” (Tied with #1, because it makes me wonder, is there something IN the jar? Or is it just an empty glass jar? Because that seems like more of a safety hazard than the other types of things one might insert into one’s ass, as there would be nothing inside the jar exerting counterpressure against the ass. I have a lot of time to think.)
- “cucumber in ass”
- “little fresh ass”
And this one, which is not at all dirty but I LOVE it:
“how to make a pulley to eat spaghetti”
ETA: Best of the day: “What condiment would Jesus use?” I’m going to Cafe Press to make WCWJU merchandise immediately? Anyone wanna make a graphic?