At left: A coffeepot. Cute enough, yes? Charming in an off-kilter way, like Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon, but with no special features other than the ability to contain and then dispense coffee.
Cost? Six hundred and twenty-five dollars. That’s American dollars, not Zimbabwean dollars.
I’m pretty sure “six hundred and twenty-five dollar coffeepot” comes right between “pestilence” and “famine,” although I would have to haul out the ol’ King James to double check.