At left: A coffeepot.  Cute enough, yes?  Charming in an off-kilter way, like Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon, but with no special features other than the ability to contain and then dispense coffee.

Cost?  Six hundred and twenty-five dollars.  That’s American dollars, not Zimbabwean dollars.

I’m pretty sure “six hundred and twenty-five dollar coffeepot” comes right between “pestilence” and “famine,” although I would have to haul out the ol’ King James to double check.