There’s a dark side to genius and an invincibility complex engendered by fame that drives one to create something like this and label it “food.” Note well, grasshoppers: “Edible” and “food” are not interchangeable terms, especially not at 250€ a head.

You took one for the team here, Umami.

Or maybe 250€ is the line above which they become interchangeable, and I’m nothing but a culinary philistine. The frig?