A Trip Through Time and Space
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06.17.09Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 2Master chefs Wylie Dufresne (wd-50), Suzanne Tracht (Jar), Graham Elliot Bowles (Graham Elliot Restaurant*) and Elizabeth Falkner (Orson & Citizen Cake) take on the Season 1 vending machine Quickfire challenge, followed by an elimination which, as described by Bravo, sounds super cheesy, so I won't tell you what it is so as not to spoil your child-like excitement before the show even airs. I'm hoping to see Elizabeth Falkner snap Dufresne's neck like a cheap pair of chopsticks. *WARNING: Highly irritating flash intro and music upon loading. Dear Graham Elliot: No. Sincerely, Concerned Internet User. Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode ...
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06.10.09Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1The long national nightmare of not having any high-quality reality cooking television comes to an end tonight! Tonight, Hubert Keller (Fleur de Lys), Christopher Lee (Aureole), Michael Schlow (Radius Restaurant), and Tim Love (The Lonesome Dove Western Bistro) go head to head. Also: If Jesus loves me he will make sure that Wylie Dufresne, whenever he appears, gets SPANKED. Details, cast and judges list and bios here. See you in two hours, fourteen minutes. Bonus rumor: Three words - Neil Patrick Harris. Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 8 And then there were five: - Art “I’m jolly, goddamit.... Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: ...
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05.14.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: The Actual Finale or, Every Moment I Continue to Live is AgonyLet's all take a moment to remember the halcyon days of Top Chef. Even with the constant indignities of Bluehost's ineptitude, it was leagues better than this sad excuse for a show. Let's also remember that you, the public, were allowed to vote on what would happen after Top Chef. Let's recall that you could have chosen "no liveblogging." Let's further remember that you voted for Hell's Kitchen. I'm not blaming you. I'm just remembering. Tonight, either it ends or I do. Top Chef, I will never forsake you again. Keep going... No related posts. Related ...
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04.30.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 13Tonight, the final three: Redneck. Shiv. Dull Girl. If we get through another entire episode without someone getting shivved (can you use that as a verb?) I'm going to be seriously pissed, no matter how many times Ramsay calls someone a donkey. Come to think of it, I bet JP secretly shivs people, including customers he doesn't like. Can we give him his own show? Sigh. See you at nine. Keep going... No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.23.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 12Three words: Better not suck. I medicated myself up with horse tranquilizers to be able to do this. Keep going... No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.16.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 11I don't think we need to watch tonight since they closed down the restaurant last week, so we can all go eat some cake and take a nap. Damn, I wish I'd made a cake. Anyway, the stupid restaurant will probably reopen, and some untalented people will cook some shit, or try to cook some shit, and get yelled at. Martyr B is still in it as is Shiv, so at least there's the potential for some violence before Redneck takes it all. Keep going... No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.16.09Laissez les bon temps roulez.Thank god that (1) there aren't that many episodes of Hell's Kitchen left and (2) this June redemption returns in the form of TOP CHEF MASTERS. Top Chef, but with people we already know can cook. I'm looking forward to it despite the fact that judge Kelly Choi's head is freakishly out of proportion to her body. Seriously, look at the size of that thing. It's like an orange on a toothpick, it is. People I want to succeed: Hubert Keller. Art Smith. People I want to FAIL: Michael Chiarello. Possibly also Wylie Dufresne; i still waver on whether or not ...
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04.09.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 10Last Week: There was yelling, a bunch of inept people fucked up in the kitchen, Ramsay reamed some people out and JP sneered at the world. There, there's every episode of Hell's Kitchen ever aired. Last week for real: Redneck did well in every challenge. Martyr Ben creeped me out with his martyr-y devotion to YELLING EVERYTHING AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE; also he may have sabotaged his team with his butchered butchering, behavior unbecoming to a martyr. Although the men won some woman named Carol got the ax, saving Andrea, AKA Shiv, from actually having to cut a bitch. ...
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04.02.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 9I live to serve. Unless the majority vote had wanted liveblogging of Chopped, which fortunately only 2 hapless souls did because then I would have had to crush your dreams. I even did my homework, going to the Fox site to check out the remaining contestants so I wouldn't have to refer to them as "fat Chicago guy" or "girl with lazy eye." Keep going... No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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03.04.09Liveblogging Top Chef: (Hopefully) Drunken ReunionThe fun had to come to an end sometime. No more FABIO!! No more Hootie-hoo. On the plus side, no more Leah, no more Hosea, and no more dickweed Colicchio. Still, my Wednesdays will be empty. So, two questions: Who wins fan favorite (cough)FABIO!!(cough)? And what next - are there any other cooking shows that don't completely suck (cough)Chopped(cough) that we can rip? In any case, we have one more beautiful night together. Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: The Reunion You thought this was done, but it’s NOT. Reunion. I’ll... Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 6 And then there were seven. ...
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- Col du Tourmalet
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