It's fucking cold outside. For those who don't keep track of these things, or who live in parts of the world where there are no distinguishable seasons, "fucking cold" is approximately 19 degrees. Above 20 is merely "cold," while below 19 is "butt-ass cold." Negative degrees, which are predicted here in the next day or two, mean those of us in the Northern U.S. will literally be in the innermost circle of hell. Don't worry, the body heat you generate as you run to and fro dodging Satan's 3 heads will help keep you alive. Until Satan drops Judas and ...