A Trip Through Time and Space
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01.23.09TNS: I want some taquitos.THE PRESSURE ON MY EYEBALLS IS INDESCRIBABLE. See? The stress is getting to me, and now I can only talk in quotes from cartoons. Because not only do I have to be funnier and more personable that David Fucking Lebovitz*, but I also have to be a hidden goddamned gem**. But aye, here's the rub: I'm less "diamond in the rough" and more "foil-wrapped brick that someone hurled through your back window, and then maybe they threw a second one because the first one didn't completely shatter the glass." This is the double-edged blade upon which I walk. This stress level can ...
...as of late
- Apologies
- Tight Ass Tuesday: Tummy Trouble Edition
- Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
- Two-Worded Weekend: Banana Bundt
- Thursday Night Smackdown: A House Divided Cannot Stand
- Tight Ass Tuesday: Did Not Suck
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