Alternate Title: I'll dutch your baby anytime, hot stuff.*
*Because a dutch baby is a kind of big, fluffy baked pancake often filled with apples. Not because I'm trying to come on to you. Although if I knew you, I'm sure I TOTALLY would.
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And they are available to you for a co-pay of only $3475 per pancake. Toppings are extra.
I know the title of this post may come off as just a tad flip. As someone who lost both parents to cancer (breast and colon) by age 26, who had cancer herself (Hodgkin's Lymphona) in her teens, and who expects a second helping to hit any day now, I feel entitled to whip out my "Get-Out-of-Being Flippant About Cancer Jail Free" card for this occasion.
Despite the impact that breast cancer has had on my life, I despise the whole "buy this ...