A Trip Through Time and Space
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02.25.09Liveblogging Top Chef: Finale, Part 2Final 3. Bug-eyed awesome lady. Fairly useless guy from Colorado. Douchebag from Finland. Not that I am in any way biased. I will have ongoing backup of the post, so if Bluehost craps out again just wait 'til the end and the whole post should be up in short order, and you can read it while you watch the 11:00 re-run (though we've made it 2 weeks in a row, so fingers crossed). Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1 The long national nightmare of not having any high-quality reality...Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Finale, Part One Tonight: And then ...
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02.18.09Liveblogging Top Chef: Finale, Part 1Finale. New Orleans. Schmemeril. FABIO!! sporting a troubling fauxhawk, and I say that as one who has had a TOTALLY KICKIN' one and knows her way around a fauxhaux. Also, the fauxhauk activates my vituperative Ilan hatred. The site did not crash during last week's ep, but this knowledge does not subdue my agita in any way. Fingers crossed, please. Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1 The long national nightmare of not having any high-quality reality...Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 2 Master chefs Wylie Dufresne (wd-50), Suzanne Tracht (Jar), Graham Elliot...Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: ...
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02.11.09Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 12I don't really remember what is supposed to happen this week, although I've been having dreams about Leah being literally thrown under a bus all week. No, I'm here to warn you that it is inevitable that something is going to go screwy with the site, probably more than once, during this episode. Wordpress doesn't like processing multiple comments at once (Although it's not that many so I don't really get it - are you all commenting at the SAME EXACT SECOND during commercials? If so, cut it out.), and my host insists that I'm exceeding my CPU usage during ...
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02.04.09Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 11Screw the jelly, are you ready for Eric Ripert? Because he is coming, and either you think he's incredibly handsome or looks kind of like a Dolph Lundgren-esque serial killer. Either way, he's a dangerous man with a fillet knife. I know that last week the site went down once or twice during the show. I don't know if it was a freak thing, or if BlueHost is so completely pathetic that it can't handle 17 people hitting refresh at once. If it happens again, (1) don't panic and (2) it only lasts for a minute or two, ...
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01.28.09Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 10BOILERPLATE: Have you heard? I’m a finalist in the 2009 Bloggies. Best-Kept Secret Blog! No shitting. I’ve added a new page to the site specifically to showcase my best work pander for votes. Tonight: Top Chef all-stars return, where all-stars means "we still haven't been able to get the kinds of jobs we think we deserve, because we've embarrassed ourselves on national television." Which means that we'll be subjected to the likes of Andrew and Spike. Let us all pray to the baby Jesus that Ilan is not involved. I did think I spied Season 1's Miguel ...
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01.21.09Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 9Restaurant Wars is like the Super Bowl of Top Chef - you've thinned the crappy players out of the herd, but everyone remaining is a little too high-strung and the actual game ends up sucking. Unfortunately, more people care about the Leah/Hosea bullshit than the actual cooking, judging by today's seventy jillion "Leah Hosea kiss cheating boyfriend" hits. Get over it, people. You're only making Bravo think we want more of this crap, which we most certainly DO NOT. Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode Something or Other Fine; it’s episode nine. Happy? This week, Chefs Bayless, Lo,...Liveblogging Top ...
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12.10.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 5Tune in tonight as the cheftestants attempt to not destroy Gail's bridal shower. Way to get yourself a freebie there, Simmons. I'm sure everything will turn out fine. See you after the jump! Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode Something or Other Fine; it’s episode nine. Happy? This week, Chefs Bayless, Lo,...Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1 The long national nightmare of not having any high-quality reality...Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 1 Who decided to air the intro of the next Top... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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11.26.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 3T-minus one hour. There will be cooking. There will probably be some kind of Thanksgiving-in-July thing. There will be Foo Fighters, which makes total sense. We may finally figure out who Melissa is. Or, you know, not. Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 2 Master chefs Wylie Dufresne (wd-50), Suzanne Tracht (Jar), Graham Elliot...Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 4 Yes, it’s still on. On like Donkey Kong. Vacation be...Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 12 This week: Thomas Keller. He has come to steal your... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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11.19.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 2Same bat time, same bat channel. See you at 10! Commentary starts below the jump... Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1 The long national nightmare of not having any high-quality reality...Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode Something or Other Fine; it’s episode nine. Happy? This week, Chefs Bayless, Lo,...Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 10 Tonight: Natalie Portman. I believe she’s a vegan (?). Prepare... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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11.12.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 150 minutes from now, right here: liveblogging the new batch of cocky, befauxhawked cheftestants. Who will throw who under the bus first? What kind of strangely inappropriate clothing will Padma wear? Is Tom Colicchio capable of not being a total dickwad? Why are reality show contestants so much more prone to fatal bus accidents than the rest of us? Will I actually have anything to say? Join me - this post will be contiually updated, assuming this 8-year-old Toshiba laptop can take it, and the comments are ready and waiting for your expletive-laden judgment. See you after the jump! ETA: Can't ...
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