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05.18.09

Cheap Ass Monday: If you lived here, you’d be eating dinner by now eating out | (8)
Just in case you were wondering, there is nothing, literally nothing I would rather do in this life than participate in The Bachelorette. The small talk alone would send me spiraling into a catatonic state. Then again, ABC probably wouldn't want me either because with my propensity to instantly judge people, the season would only be one episode long. Guys: "You look beautiful tonight. We can't wait to get to know you." Me: "You're all barely-veiled misogynist famewhores. Go home so I can take a bath in peace." THE END Keep going... Related posts:I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we ...

Tagged: cuisine, italian, italy, jersey city, restaurant
03.02.08

Eating Out: Marco & Pepe eating out | (18)
French Fries: They're what's for breakfast. I woke up this morning sick as an old hound dog with the mange. I had brunch scheduled with some childhood friends, but had to call between hacking coughs to beg off because I knew that if I went I would probably drink too many bellinis in an attempt to forget about my various aches and pains. You're probably thinking, "Shocking! I always thought bellinis were indicated for upper-respiratory infections. Why wouldn't she go?" but I feel the responsibility to alert you to the fact that heavy drinking* does not, ...

Tagged: breakfast, brunch, canon, canon powershot, food, jersey city, new jersey, restaurant