This anthropomorphic hot dog is wearing chaps and asking for "one all the way." Just be glad I didn't take pictures of the BDSM-themed cups.
Total number of hot dogs consumed: 8
Total cups of birch and/or root beer consumed: 3
Total number of weiner-related "jokes" made by Brian and his brother: 10 hundred thousand million
Total number of times they made me want to stab myself in the ear with a plastic butter knife: 10 hundred thousand million and one
Knowing that I brought it all upon myself: Priceless
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