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welcome to the vortex of fucking awesomeness
[Hey yo, it's Jen from use real butter. I rarely guest post on other blogs because I have a hell of a time just kicking my own blog along... but when girlfriend asked me to do her a solid, how could I say no? I could not.]
Father’s Day: Choose Your Own Adventure
Key Lime Bars: It’s pie, but you can eat it with your fingers! What’s not to like? I thought I’d make something tasty to bring to Brian’s dad’s Father’s Day barbeque; I’m not a lover of Father’s Day, and pie helps. Plus, key lime is another one of those things that are ridiculously easy to ...
Headline: Bread Pudding Far Less Dubious Than Source Material
When the challah french toast v. bread pudding decision was put up to a vote on Twitter, french toast won with 100% of the vote. So I made bread pudding, because I like to be contrary and alienate my readers. Plus – and I’m only telling you this because I trust you not to spread ...
This’ll put the kids to bed early so you can watch the season finale of LOST in peace
I’m pretty sure the season finale of LOST already happened, so just use it as a stand-in for whatever other thing you want your kids asleep for: pulling out the bong, playing Grand Theft Auto, watching an R-rated moving picture, talking about them behind their backs, or obsessively watching Discovery Channel specials about the truth ...
Make-up Dessert is the best kind of dessert.
You know what I am not? A welcher. Behold: dessert. You know what I am? Stupid. I’m not usually stupid, but today? Dumb. As. Shit. I don’t know whether I’m just overtired or it’s the new drug, Neurontin*, but I’ve felt like my head is full of cotton candy all day, and I HATE cotton ...
I hope you’re satisfied, you shrieking harpies.
Series of related equations, in the key of bacon.
That’s right fuckers, grass and milk. Grass and milk.
No one wanted to learn about this. Grass and milk, you said. We’d rather learn about a dish that looks like it has roux and/or cheese, because we love creamy delicious things, and we can’t imagine that sieve of grass and milk representing anything good. Oh, ye of little faith. Granted, it’s not like I’m ...