A Trip Through Time and Space
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02.13.09TNS: Separate is not equal, except when everything sucks equally.Sigh. It's not as bad as the night we tried to LIVE IT UP with Paula Deen and ended up with what was essentially a mayonnaise casserole, but it's not good and is made even more tragic by its source: Suzanne Goin! Sunday Suppers at Lucques! I can sum it up for you in one word: beets. Make that three words: terrible, terrible beets. Keep going... Related posts:Snow Day Smackdown: From Beyond the Grave This afternoon, I prepared and ate a steak covered...Thomas-Fucking-Keller Smackdown Peter and Christey rock my world, and I worship at...Thursday Night Smackdown: I Am Not a Donkey Actually, ...
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11.21.08Thursday Night Smackdown: I’m a grown up and I do what I wantAnd that includes eating Sticky Toffee Pudding for dinner. Which I just did, and I could not possibly be less sorry. In fact, I'm feeling so magnanimous after eating it that I'm willing to overlook the ridiculous length of this book's title AND the fact that (as listed on Amazon) it has TWO COLONS: Desserts by the Yard: From Brooklyn to Beverly Hills: Recipes from the Sweetest Life Ever, by Sherry Yard (GET IT?), official pastry chef of Wolfgang Puck's Spago empire. I Wonder: Are all the colons necessary?: A grammatical conundrum: That I can top: Suck on that. Wow, ...
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09.12.08Thursday Night Smackdown: A bit of okay, gov’nor.Quoth Brian's mom, as we finished dinner: "This goes on my list of OK." Which I promise is not the damnation via faint praise it sounds like. Since I crapped out on my own foodie event by failing to smack anything down while in North Carolina last week, I thought we'd make up for it this week (and capitalize on the lovely weather we're having right now) by turning to the grill. We have a copy of Bobby Flay's Boy Meets Grill, acquired Soup Bible-style from a Barnes and Noble discount endcap. Mock Bobby Flay all you want - lord ...
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09.08.08September 2008 First Thursday: The GrillSeptember 2008 was all about gorgeous grilled foods and over-achievers. I don't know if the multiple-recipe entrants are trying to make up for lost time or just want to make the rest of you look bad, but some people are definitely working overtime here. Roundup after the jump, and October 2008 info at the end! Keep going... Related posts:Not-Thursday Night Smackdown: When am I? There’d better be some gunshots or an explosion on...Thursday Night Smackdown: Goose! Warning: Hardcore barbecue pr0n follows. This barbecue came from a...Hobo Tuesdays: September 2009 Roundup I’m guessing everyone punked out because of Labor Day, the... Related ...
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07.03.08Thursday N…afternoon Smackdown: I’m Having Dinner at Babbo, SuckasAt a VIP table, no less. Suck on THAT. Okay, I know this is bad form. It's my blog, it's my inaugural event, and here I am, copping out and making a quick lunch so I can skip out on you to spend a night on the town. But here's the thing: cook eat FRET is in town. And she's now total BFFs with Joe Bastianich, co-owner of many of Mario Batali's restaurants, so she managed to get this fancy-ass table at Babbo tonight. And I am not afraid to send a deluge of whiny ...
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07.02.08July 2008 First Thursday: Let’s get ready to rumbleI know you've all been diligently pouring over your cookbooks and magazines to find THAT PERFECT RECIPE, and now it's time to let loose! Tomorrow is the first Thursday of the month, so whip up that meal and get your post on. Complete instructions are here. If you're one of those folks who likes badge-y type things, this is for you. Now go! Go! Go! Related posts:I’m not dead yet….I think I’ll go for a walk now. 1. Hell’s Kitchen tonight. You should watch it. Because I...Apologies Because I know you all wait at the edges of...Let’s hear it for the boys; let’s ...
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