You like warm beverages. You like ink. You wish your morning venti double whip whip iced vanilla-caramel mochaccino could look more bad-ass.
I know I do. I'm always walking to work in the morning all, "This mochaccino is NOT projecting the image i wish to project. I want a mochaccino that says I WILL CUT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER yet also shows that I am environmentally sensitive and supportive of local artisans."
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Actually, it's not. It's any of these three things, alone or in combination:
Fluffy orange dog (Chester) sleeping on my blanket
Dark chocolate-espresso-hazelnut chewies (cookies)
Lanky sheepdog (Felix) sleeping on a pile of boxer shorts (clean)
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