Posts Tagged "cheese"
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Thursday Night Smackdown: Blintzkrieg!
How is this dinner, and not dessert? Not that I’m complaining, but come now, Jews. You’re pulling my leg, right? Where did I leave off? Oh, right, with an aborted attempt at blintz casserole and my gradual descent into the gaping maw of madness. I’m back to my standard non-psychotic level of insanity, and that ...
The Big Stomach Wave Makes the Love
What does it all mean? Hell if I know. All of today’s captions are brought to you by the nutjobs who found TNS via google. This one’s for you, Mr. or Ms. “Upside Down Belly Button.” Really, what was this person looking for? “The big stomach wave makes the love”? Is it some grody thing ...
In which people get the animal fats they want and deserve.
All cow fat, all the time. Let everyone’s collective panties be unbunched: tofu doesn’t live here any more. I’m not giving up on integrating more vegetarian or vegan meals into my repertoire, but I am giving up on frankenfoods like tofu. It’s still not in the same category as truly unearthly “foods” like quorn, but ...
Strawberry Shortcake After Dark
Hey you…you like-a the berries? Come closer, I give you a berry. I was not in Whole Foods today to buy strawberries, I was there to buy a pork product for this Thursday. No, I will not specify beyond that; I’ve already said too much and will now have to reach through the internet and ...
When life gives you lemons, make orzo with goat cheese and spring veggies.
What do you mean, that’s not how the saying goes? Fuck you. You know how sometimes you come home after a long, tiring day sitting in front of a computer and stapling various pieces of paper to other pieces of paper, and you want a satisfying meal that won’t take very long? Usually when that ...