A Trip Through Time and Space
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05.17.09This’ll put the kids to bed early so you can watch the season finale of LOST in peaceI'm pretty sure the season finale of LOST already happened, so just use it as a stand-in for whatever other thing you want your kids asleep for: pulling out the bong, playing Grand Theft Auto, watching an R-rated moving picture, talking about them behind their backs, or obsessively watching Discovery Channel specials about the truth and/or fiction of the conspiracy theories behind Angels & Demons even though you find the book itself to be a horrid pastiche of cliches and harbinger of the destruction of literature.* *Say what you want, but link to the Illuminati or no, Freemasons are weird. Keep ...
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02.22.09I hope you’re satisfied, you shrieking harpies.Series of related equations, in the key of bacon. Keep going... Related posts:Pancake Ice Cream with Bacon Candy Today the role of Michelle will be played by me!... Happy Blog-o-versary Cake, Although the Blog Wouldn’t Eat Any Happy birthday TNS! (To a rousing march tune.)... Taciturn Tuesday: (insert funny headline) Coworker of mine? If you are, you are welcome. This... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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12.21.08I didn’t have a single drink, ocifer.Sometimes Smackdowns don't work out as well as I'd like and that's okay, I love them all just the same. Well, except for this one. Oh, and this one; this one was just the nastiest one of the year and I repudiate it completely. But all the other ones, I love just the same. Especially when they leave me with leftover custard sauce. Because what is leftover custard sauce, really, other than inchoate ice cream waiting to be made into ice cream? Keep going... Related posts:Strawberry Fro-Yo Forever Make that “Strawberry Daquiri Fro-Yo Forever.” We’re going all TCBY... Mostly Wordless Weekend: Frozen ...
...as of late
- Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 12
- A Fine Balance
- Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
- Wordless Weekend: Chocolate Babka
- Smackdown: Not Tofu
- Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 11
i’m in it!
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don't steal my shit.
tag along with me
